soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”


iamthewolfbird:

seraphica:

Creatures From El [via]

These are incredibly gorgeous!



sararye:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

rebelliouslittlemockingjay:

some awesome signs outside the Supreme Court

May I just please direct your attention to the facial expression of the girl in the middle last picture? It’s quite amazing.

not long ago our marriage was illegal 

if that doesn’t put shit in perspective then what does


sighconic:

this conversation changed me



thaibrator:

Going to school with a dress code



  • Me: Okay, it's 5am, so this episode will be the last episode for tonight.
  • Episode: *ends on cliff hanger*
  • Me: *deep, long sigh*
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: Dammit *clicks next episode*

twitch-the-tiny:

xxjustsomebloggerxx:

thegoddamazon:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

You can do this girl.

Be as resilient as your vagina.

image

Shine bright like a ‘gina

 THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST

This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.

Tumblr can be so interesting sometimes…



unwinona:

nightmare-loki:

#best reaction to a zombie in the history of zombie movies

best reaction in the history of movies

theofficialariel:

All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 


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